People Who Have Sex With Cars
Londoners work more, commute for longer and have less sex than people in other cities (but Paris has taken its crown as hangover capital of the world)
Sep 25, 2014 · Tech 9/25/2014 @ 2:25PM 26,807 views People With Bad Credit Can Buy Cars, But They Are Tracked And Have Remote-Kill Switches
If you live in Yelm, Washington, be very careful where you park your vehicle because Edward Smith may have sex with it. So far, the 62-year-old car lover (pun intended) has bedded – in lack of a better word – 1,000 cars, which makes him the world’s most promiscuous mechaphile, a colloquial word used to describe people who love …
Meat Loaf’s classic song “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” will soon seem downright prehistoric—a tune from back when people had to sneak sex in parked cars. In the age of autonomous vehicles, experts are worried that we’ll be having all kinds of sex in moving cars.
A car (or automobile) is a wheeled motor vehicle used for transportation.Most definitions of car say they run primarily on roads, seat one to eight people, have four tires, and mainly transport people rather than goods.
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“We eventually found our way upstairs looking at imaginary furniture and we were in the imaginary bedroom now and we are realistically having sex when the police walked in.
Dragons having sex with cars is an internet paraphilia and art subculture based on sexual intercourses between automobiles and legendary creature dragons.
An amorous couple having sex in the back of their cars were so engrossed in their passion that they failed to escape when the vehicle rolled into a river.
